Ice stages! How many players were thrown into the freezing hell of Satan's game programming acumen, with the only goal being to torture the video game player, who was Tommy, sitting in his reclining chair with a tear in his eye, but the tear was actually blood because Tommy just broke his monitor with his head because of that devil-filled ice stage in Super Mario World 666."ĭon't get me wrong, it's fun writing garbage like this, but it sure won't get you taken seriously.īack when it was the wild west Creepypasta were so much more fun because there were no "staples" like Slenderman and the several teen angst derivatives of the dogshit Jeff the Killer, everyone was trying to think of something original, horrific, they didn't use established cryptids and instead basically had to make their own horrors from scratch, that was the era in which stuff like Ted the caver was made. Robotnik's fat floppied corpse drooped down on the floor, his mustache being eaten by a searing sea of hyper realistic ravens poking his dead eyes out of their sockets, dragging the brain out of the foolish fool of a doctor who only mustered his brainpower to stop Sonic, that infernal hedgehog, who speeded around the floor aimlessly as the blood of the doctor filled the floor, making it slippery like an ice stage. Instead, most people write in horribly obsessive detail every little point so that we get sentences like ".and Dr. I'd say most creepypastas are bad because most people writing them don't get that horror typically works better when you leave the reader fill out the blanks and let their imagination fill the void of the horror that's being described.
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